Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
you win again, gameday.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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