All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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