Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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