Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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