I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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