I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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