The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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