there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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