Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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