I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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