just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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