I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.