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• (616): View more from Michigan

  David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?

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  Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.

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