Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.