lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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