grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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