we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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