You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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