Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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