I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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