I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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