Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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