He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
