girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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