i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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