I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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