so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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