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(713): View more from Texas

we have officially lost it.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying

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(310): View more from California

once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water

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(239): View more from Florida

all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut

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(217): View more from Illinois

The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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(425): View more from Washington

I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.

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(510): View more from California

God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot

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