i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.