Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
She had a baby Jesus butt plug