I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction