Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I deserve this hangover.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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