We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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