I could make wine with my vomit
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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