you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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