dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.