Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over