420 ftw
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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