just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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