..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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