the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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