I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I pour the whiskey from now on
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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