I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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