ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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