youre lurking in front of me
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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