Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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