This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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