I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
