What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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