i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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