it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She's just so happy...and so naked.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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