Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
whose parrot is this?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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