Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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