Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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