i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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