I'm eating all of the evidence.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Randomize
