That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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