i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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