The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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